Parody of "Allentown" by Billy JoelNew lyrics by Giant PandaDrums and piano performed by Giant PandaVocals, bass, and guitar performed by Ping Pong PandaProduced by Danny CaliseAlbum: Pandamonium[download id="47"]

Lyrics

Well we’re riding down to Chini TownAnd they’re chopping all the greenery downBack in Bubugao they’re wasting timeStraight from the dorms, standing in lineWell we used to always shop at that storeBut we found we spent a little bit moreSo we rode down to the market squareAsked for some fruit, prices were fairAnd we’re living near to Chini TownBut it takes some time for us to go downStill it’s getting hard to stay awayWell we're shopping here in Chini TownFor the peanut butter we never foundFor the fireworks and toys we cravePirated softwareStuff we can saveSo they built a lane-dividing wallBut it never really helped us at allNo the traffic laws have never been realTractors and cars drive how they feelAnd we’re waiting here in Chini TownFor the Huadu bus that’s s’posed to come roundBut I think it just pulled awayEvery teacher had a pretty good shotTo get at least as far as tricycles gotIf something happened on the way to that placeThey threw a fit and everybody lost faceWell I’m living here in Chini TownAnd it’s hard when all your water’s brownSo I won’t be washing clothes today