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Challenge 3: ACCOMPLISHED!

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Challenge 3: Sell souvenirs to Chinese tourists.

Where better to find tourists than at the Great Wall of China?! Jiayuguan Fort in Gansu province marks the last outpost of the Great Wall. Historically it was the last stronghold of Imperial China; the end of the “civilised world” and the start of the “Central Asian wilderness” inhabited by barbarian armies and desert demons.

Today it’s a major tourist attraction and the perfect place for us to tackle our next challenge. But there was one problem…we had nothing to sell!

We wandered around the impressive site, wondering whether to try and ask to work at one of the souvenir stalls, when suddenly we stumbled across an idea. In a square, in front of one of the fort’s ancient buildings, was a small business where people could pay to dress up in traditional costumes and have their photos taken in front of the fort. Perfect! We offered to dress up as ancient Chinese warriors and let tourists pay to have their photos taken with us! Any profits would go to the stall owner.

After A LOT of persuading, the lady owner agreed to our idea! Minutes later we were wandering around the fort complex dressed in gold and silver armour and wielding axes and swords. Amazingly, almost immediately we had our first customers: 2 girls from Sichuan province who were on their holiday. We asked them if they wanted us to be “serious or friendly”? “Serious” they shouted and we put on our best warrior faces.

Everywhere we went we were followed by the stall owner with her camera. With each photo taken, she led our customers away to her tent to buy the picture. At 10 Yuan (1 pound or $1.50) each, they were nothing less than a bargain!

Despite it being lunchtime and the hottest part of the day, there was a steady trickle of tourists that came through and it didn’t take us long to reach our target of 100 Yuan (to put that into perspective, the average monthly wage in China is about 1750 Yuan). The stall owner could not have been happier!

With the challenge successfully completed, it was time to go home…but we’d had such a good morning that we didn’t want the fun to end! Instead of leaving we offered to work at one of the souvenir stalls by the fort’s main entrance. The first lady we asked, Miss Hu, agreed enthusiastically and we immediately got to work again. The diverse items sold at the stall included:

  • Chairman Mao’s little red book
  • Ginseng roots
  • A very long sword
  • Jade bracelets
  • Skin whitening cream

We both picked a specialty item and went out to sell it to the Chinese tourists. Albert chose cowboy hats and Adrian went for a stuffed camel. Albert targeted adults and made an immediate sale for more than the minimum price (strange to be on this side of bargaining for once!). In contrast, Adrian targeted small children and only served to scare them. As he bent down to show his camel to one young boy, the child weed all over his feet.

With the intense heat starting to finally get to us, we set ourselves the target of working at the stall for one hour. As our deadline approached, Albert had successfully sold 2 hats (for a total of 25 Yuan) but Adrian had somehow only managed to sell a small ceramic dog for 2 Yuan. With no camels sold, he upped his efforts and preyed on a young guy to buy one for his girlfiend. Finally he agreed and he sold it for the rock bottom price of 8 Yuan.

We said goodbye to the very happy Miss Hu and spent the rest of the day cycling to various points along the great wall feeling very pleased with ourselves.

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Challenge 2: ACCOMPLISHED!

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Challenge 2: Work on a farm for a day.

Yesterday morning we met a Uighur man named Alim at 8:00 AM in our hotel lobby. After we explained to him what we wanted to do, we got in a taxi and he literally rode around with his head out the window asking if anyone needed work. After a few minutes, he found a woman whose family has a grape farm and was happy to have two more strapping lads who would work for free.

It was about 9:00 AM (Beijing time) when we started work and the sky was thankfully a little overcast to bring the temperature down slightly from the 41 C (105 F) high the day before. The work was physically demanding, but the pace was actually rather slow. Adrian spent the day crouched under the vines with the Uighar family, cutting bunches of grapes (and teaching them English!) while Albert found his true calling as a pack mule carrying the 5 kg (11 lbs) baskets of cut grapes to the packing ladies. The most difficult part of the ordeal was stooping under the grape vines to cut and carry grapes. The vineyard was clearly not designed for people as tall as us.

It was truly a multi-ethnic experience with Uighurs speaking their own Turkic-based language in the field, Han Chinese speaking Mandarin at the packing area, and a Hui truck driver who could deal in both.

Other excitement from the day included:

  • Riding the tractor back to the farmers’ home for a delicious home-cooked lunch of noodles and watermelon.
  • The children running in terror from a scorpion.
  • The “boss” from Hebei Province who purchased the day’s 150 crates of grapes coming and criticizing everyone’s work.

The day ended at 7:00 PM with the oldest brother of the farmer family suddenly challenging Albert to an arm wrestling match which then led to a chain reaction of various brothers arm wrestling each other and finally ended with Albert vs. Alim.  (By the way, Albert lost every match, not surprisingly.)

We’re both sore today as we roll in on the night train toward our next destination, Jiayuguan – the last outpost of the Great Wall of China.

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Challenge 1: ACCOMPLISHED!

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Challenge 1: Seek out a fortune teller to predict your future.

In the end we found three fortune tellers, the third of whom, Teacher Li (introduced to us by Dr. Yang), we couldn’t afford to consult about our futures (fees started at 500 yuan). But he still graciously agreed to answer a few questions about his profession through which we gained a vastly expanded view of the world of fortune tellers. It turns out he’s a nationally syndicated columnist and author on the subjects of fortune telling, Yìjīng, and other aspects of Chinese culture.

The other two fortune tellers (one outside a Buddhist temple, the other inside a Daoist temple), who did actually tell our fortunes, were consulted separately and disagreed on almost everything including:

  • where our trip will take us
  • what we’ll do
  • who we’ll meet
  • Albert’s future extra-marital affairs
  • Adrian’s impending bad luck due to his birth day

They were both, however, eerily in agreement that:

  • we will accomplish exactly 9 of our 15 challenges
  • we will certianly find a girl taller than Albert (narrowed down to a girl in her late 20s by the second fortune teller)
  • we will absolutely, definitely not encounter any snakes on our entire trip

In other news today:

  • we found a shop selling dried snakes (for medicinal purposes?)
  • we browsed the “Grand Bazaar
  • we noticed that the clock at a mosque was two hours behind the official “Beijing” time (more on this later)
  • Albert tried to learn some of the Arabic-based Uighur (pronounced “WEE-gurr”) language
  • Adrian finally found a camel

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